To this you may add any of your own words of wisdom for your fellow Otakus. (Please pay attention for journal updates as this does change frequently.)
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Words of wisdom from an Otaku (in no particular order)

1. You should always take your glasses off when eating ramen to prevent splashing.
2. Pocky is one of the major food groups.
3. Dreaming you had a date with your favorite bishounen ALWAYS out weighs an actual date with a normal guy.
4. All kitties say "nyan."
5. Quoting random animes in public does not make you weird.
6. If your alter ego is a furry, please keep in mind that "man’s best friend" is just an expression. Do not try to be "more than friends." (It's CREEPY! >_< You beastial freaks!!!)
7. Ha-me-ka-me does not work on your teachers, boss, and/or parents. However, it does work on little sisters, little brothers, and small annoying creatures. (Yes, including Pikachu.)
8. All women have big boobs and perfect bodies.
9. All men lack body hair. (Especially in the pit reigon.)
10. Any guy with feminine features and a tall buff friend is gay.
11. Uke guys always look like virgin girls during sex.
12. Knowing entire soundtracks in Japanese is a necessity for both karaoke and everyday life.
13. Any meal can be eaten with chopsticks. (Even soup.)
14. School uniforms are AWESOME!
15. Cross dressing does not make you gay.
16. Sometime the manga really is better.
17. People really can go "SD."
18. Pink is a perfectly acceptable hair color for boys.
19. So is purple.
20. All ninja's can defy gravity. (And Asians in general.)
21. An anime without panty shots just isn't worth watching.
22. InuYasha rules. Deal with it.
23. Hentai is good for you.
24. There is a such thing as too much FLCL. (We just don't know how much that is.)
25. One hat can make all the difference.
26. Cool dudes where glasses too! >_<
27. A non-otaku friend of an otaku will eventually become an otaku as well. (You cannot resist!)
28. Girls like hentai and yuri too!
29. Pokemon sucks. Deal with it.
30. Magical Girls' costumes are hot! XD
31. Baka is a generic word after so many uses.
32. Samurais are sexy.
33. You are never too old for anime/manga. (Just be more discrete as you get older.)
34. You know you're one of those really scary, obsessive otakus when you like not only Japanese stars, but also, Taiwanese, Korean, Chinese, etc. (Basically any sexy Asian star.)
35. Deep down, everyone really likes Sailor Moon! X3
36. Everything in real life can be compared to something in anime.
37. Ryuk is awesome. Deal with it. (Or die.)